You Might Be Getting Old If...

1. You search all over for your pen only to realize it is tucked behind your ear.

2. You go to perfume yourself armed with a bottle of hairspray.

3. The texture of your hair begins to turn from smooth and silky to wiry and course.

4. You must make a special stop to run around the car after driving for four hours to return circulation back to your legs.

5. You get motion sickness while swimming.

6. You go no where near a trampoline because you know what happens when you jump.

7. Veins!

8. You prefer the full coverage granny style over the high cut and cute.

9. Elastic. hmm... It' doesn't sound that bad.

10.You get back pain just watching your daughter do back bends.

11. You are losing nouns all over the place in conversations. (but at least I still remember what a noun is)

12. All the spicy foods you hated before-You love! (Its because your taste buds are dying)

13. You realize you didn't have it all figured out in your 20's.

14. You can sit on the beach all day long and not move. ( A recent discovery of mine)

15. You begin to think and sound like Uncle Rico.

I am just sayin'. : )